September 11, 2018
For all the parents out there who have kids, we have all went through this dilemma. Sex after giving birth, does that even exist??? Uh, of course not! Unless you want to have Irish Twins! I am not trying to have two babies within the same year, but you know, my husband is sexy and damn irresistible.
Its hard trying to have a sex life with a new baby and the risk of getting pregnant again right away. It SUCKS!!! After baby, women need to wait 6 weeks to have sex so their uterus that was home to a being the size of a small watermelon or the size of a full grown toddler (my kid was the size of a toddler) to go back to normal, or semi-normal. But your Fertile Myrtle, so if you significant other looks or breathes on you, chances are, you just become.
Ok so 6 weeks no sex, alright we can do this, but I was counting down the days to my 6 week postpartum appointment, thinking I I'm getting Birth Control at that appointment. WRONG! I went, had my uterus checked out, and was told 2 weeks insurance auth for my birth control. WTF! The Doctor told me she can prescribe me the pill for now, but that would mess with my blood pressure, or just use condoms for now. But WTH are condoms??? LOL. Well do I really want to be popping Plan B like Skittles?... Um Yassss! #NoRegerts (Not even a single letter? Well maybe a single letter) Have ya'll seen We're the Millers?
I started looking at these Mom Forums on the internet regarding Postpartum sex and how other new moms were handling their situations, when I came across one post how this women was doing anal so she wouldn't get pregnant, talk about your TMI right there.
I read a bit and then scrolled right on pass that, yeah not for me. So it looks like I will be playing roulette until my authorization comes in. But if I post I'm pregnant it's because I don't know what condoms are and the Skittles didn't work. Well at least I have my third child's name already picked out.
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